Monday, December 20, 2010

Superhero tip #113

What is the most important thing about being a superhero? The powers? What you fight for? No. None of that.

The most important thing about being a super hero is by far choosing the kind of underwear you wear outside your spandex. That will, of course, be the first thing everyone sees when you jump out and say, "Don't worry, I'll save you!" Naturally the eyes of everyone will go there first, especially if you've chosen a pair that shows off your superheroic package. Now there is no shame if you don't have a lot to show, not all of us have had our junk irradiated with gamma rays into Hulk like proportions. Hell, the whole idea of a secret identity is to not be yourself. So while you're making your costume out of the items on the Wal-Mart sale rack, just scoot on over to the produce department and put a potato in your basket. Or a cucumber, it's your choice, this is after all your super suit.

The rest of your ensemble and even your unique way to fight crime should fall into place, but that is of lesser importance because let's face it no hero ever got laid because of the size of the emblem on his chest or if he fights with a Batarang or a billy-club.

So strap on your super suit heroes, go save those damsels, and make 'em a good breakfast in the morning.

The GREAT! Glennisimo

Saturday, July 4, 2009

A film in 48 hours


Hello, again! I the Great Glennisimo have something new and awe inspiring to share with my captive audience. I give you the miracle of moving pictures!! You will see a man making his way in the world, overcoming his handicap and communicating with others, A waiter who takes his order and others. Finally a cab driver, who is no Charles Chaplin, experiences something out of the ordinary...friendship. All this you will see without ever hearing a thing. The story is MUTED and it is below for you viewing enjoyment.

Until next time!! This is the Great Glennisimo!! ALAKAZAM!!!


Thursday, June 4, 2009

Blogging 101

Blog,blog,blog. It seems everyone these days is blogging or tweeting while I am still playing around on Myspace. So in retaliation to my total lack of being on the cutting edge I now join the crowd.

Today I languished in my day job yearning for an idea, an opportunity for a change. So I followed up on some recent submissions of mine. I am, if no one reading this knows, an aspiring actor and today I contacted the casting agents of two very reputable theaters concerning my submissions. I am happy to say they returned my e-mails with definite maybes. Which is actually better than the silence I am usually used to. I am also happy to announce that I was contacted by an agent recently and intend that to become a very lucrative relationship. Yeah for me!!!

So anywho, I am a blogging virgin no longer!! What do you have to say about that Mom?! Jumping off the bridge with all the other cool kids aren't I Mom?!

More to come my devoted army of miscreants. Slaunches!